You are on the bus when you suddenly realize that meal you thought was gluten-free, really wasn’t… and you need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you decide to be clever and time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down. That’s when you remember:
…..you’ve been listening to your ipod.